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Total Records: 110 - Group: BBB / Category: LITERATURE / Subcategory: CHILDRENS BOOKS
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1101 Spank-ternatives THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

101 Spank-ternatives
A now discredited book on raising children that gives Marge the idea for Simpson family court.

2An Adventure in Holotown EUREKA 2006 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

An Adventure in Holotown
Childrens book.

3The Adventures of Andre & Wally B. TOY STORY 1995 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Adventures of Andre & Wally B.
Book on Andy's bookshelf - titled after a Pixar short.



4The Adventures of Andy the SquirrelFUNNY FARM 1988 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Adventures of Andy the Squirrel
Elizabeth's children's book.

5The Adventures of Mother Sullivan and Mr... NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Adventures of Mother Sullivan and Mr. Dan
Dan's dirty children's book.

6Amazing Amy and the Big Day GONE GIRL 2014 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Amazing Amy and the Big Day
Children's books written by Amy's mother.



7Andy's StoriesANDY'S GANG 1955 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Andy's Stories
Children's book that host Andy Devine reads.

8Ants in France Wear Pants When They Danc... STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Ants in France Wear Pants When They Dance
Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck.

9Babie's First SpellerSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Babie's First Speller
Cheap spelling book for children - "This edition, due to a typesetting malfunction and some sloppy proofreading, is literally riddled with spelling errors."

10The Babysitter Twins THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Babysitter Twins
Children's book, one of Lisa's favorites that inspires her to become a babysitter.



11The Bear's Red Chair THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Bear's Red Chair
Children's book by Dr. Wuzzle. But Reggie remembers the author's name being spelled with 1 Z and 2 Ss. Reference to the Berenstain Bears series of childrens books, which some people claim to remember as having been spelled Berenstein.

12Bedtime TalesFIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Bedtime Tales
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

13Berenstein BearsKING MAX 2016 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Berenstein Bears
Children's book that Max finds in the cabin - spelled differently than the actual Berenstain Bears.

14The Berenstein Bears: In the DarkTHE MANDELA EFFECT 2019 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Berenstein Bears: In the Dark
Alternate spelling of the real life children's book The Berenstain Bears.

15The Black SheepCHAPPIE 2015 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Black Sheep
Children's book read to Chappie... "All the sheep in Magooville were white, but Abel was a black sheep..."

16The Callaghan Cats Learn to SharePARALLEL 2018 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Callaghan Cats Learn to Share
Children's book that the Josh from an alternate universe's mother used to read to him. But the book that he remembers had no 'G' in Callaghan.

17The Case of the Vanishing Red Wolf UTOPIA 2020 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Case of the Vanishing Red Wolf
Children's book by Phillip Carvel at the scene of Darby's spree shooting, framing Grant. "Are you ready for an adventure?"

18Catholic School Punishment Guidelines THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Catholic School Punishment Guidelines
Principal Skinner threatens the children - when he catches the kid behind the magnet prank, he's going throw out his book of Public School Punishment Guidelines, and replace it with a book of Catholic School Punishment Guidelines.

19Clue in the Clock THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Clue in the Clock
Children's book.

20The Complete Amazing Amy GONE GIRL 2014 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Complete Amazing Amy
25 anniversary edition book, collection of childrens books written by Amy's mother.



21Creepy Hills: Don't Go in the Water THE MIDDLE 2009 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Creepy Hills: Don't Go in the Water
Scary children's book.



22Darkstorm Tales STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Darkstorm Tales
Childrens book mentioned on the destroyed civilization that Janeway and Tom Paris visit, thanks to a temporal anomalies.

23The Dinosaur Went to the Store BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Dinosaur Went to the Store
Childrens book at the Public Library used for the read-off between Punky Bookster and the Wizard of Books.



24The Dog and the Frog Makes Friends with ... STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Dog and the Frog Makes Friends with the Hog
Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck that Henry's mother used to read to him.

25Dog Dude by SpotSKIPPYJONJONES 2001 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Dog Dude by Spot
Children's book.

26Dog Island TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Dog Island
Children's book by Patricia Mulroney on Andy's shelf.



27Don't Let the Penguin Drive the Batmobil... MAD MAGAZINE 1952 MagazinesLiteratureChildrens Books

Don't Let the Penguin Drive the Batmobile
Parody of children's book Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus.



28Dr. Death NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Dr. Death
Title of Bull's children's book.

29The Dream Machine 2 THE TRUMAN SHOW 1998 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Dream Machine 2
Oversized childrens book that Meryl is reading when he comes home talking about bumming around the world on $8,000.



30The Energy Bus [book]THE ENERGY BUS 2007 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

The Energy Bus [book]
Children's book.

31Everybody Poops [book] THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Everybody Poops [book]
Simpsons version of the childrens book Everyone Poops.

32Everything Everywhere All at Once EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Everything Everywhere All at Once
Children's book in the visual style of "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" by Dr. Seuss.



33The Fat Little Pig Gets SmokedTHE CRITIC 1994 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked
Childrens book by Jay's mother.

34The Fat Little Pig THE CRITIC 1994 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Fat Little Pig
Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman.

35The Finding FairyTHE RETURNED 2015 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Finding Fairy
Children's book Victor's mother read to him before he was killed.

36Fleas in Your Trees, No Stasis Please NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Fleas in Your Trees, No Stasis Please
Children's book by defendant Dr. Wiggle.

37Flotter Meets the Invincible Invertebrat... STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Flotter Meets the Invincible Invertebrates
Book Neelix book attempts to reach to the Borg children.

38The Four Billy Goats GruffTHE CHARMINGS 1987 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Four Billy Goats Gruff
Children's book by Eric Charming.

39GhostFIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Ghost
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

40Giggle!FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Giggle!
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

41Goodnight Batcave MAD MAGAZINE 1952 MagazinesLiteratureChildrens Books

Goodnight Batcave
Parody of children's book Goodnight Moon.



42Groffle the Awful Waffle PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Groffle the Awful Waffle
Children's book written, illustrated and published by Leslie.

43Gus' PicklesELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Gus' Pickles
Children's book by author Miles Finch - "Existential, but accessible."

44Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie CALVIN AND HOBBES 1985 Comic StripsLiteratureChildrens Books

Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie
Childrens book.



45Horton Stomps a Who NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Horton Stomps a Who
Children's book that Roz buys as a gift for Christine's baby.

46I Can't Hold It In ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

I Can't Hold It In
Children's book - Michael leaves the police station, explaining "My son has an emergency." The policeman interviewing Michael suggests, "You know, there's a Grover book, 'I Can't Hold It In.' Worked for us."

47The Ice Princess DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Ice Princess
Deb's new boyfriend's children's book.

48The Incredible Shrinking ChihuahuaSKIPPYJONJONES 2001 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

The Incredible Shrinking Chihuahua
Children's book.

49Interstellar THE WILLOUGHBYS 2020 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Interstellar
Book the Barnaby brothers read. Interestingly, there's a shot of Lois Lowry's children's book The Willoughbys on Murphy's bookshelf in the movie Interstellar.



50Jumpy Goes to the HospitalEMPTY NEST 1988 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Jumpy Goes to the Hospital
Children's book by Harry and Barbara Weston.

51Jung for Jungsters FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Jung for Jungsters
Childrens book Niles mentions while he and Daphne are babysitting Roz's daughter Alice. Niles: "Should we really be plopping her in front of the tube?" Daphne: "It's an educational tape. Did you want to read her more Jung for Jungsters?"

52Kittens First BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Kittens First
Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table.

53Kyle the Kite Learns to Smile at the Nig... STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Kyle the Kite Learns to Smile at the Night
Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck that helped Henry overcome his fear of the dark.

54The Land of the Wild Beasts [book] THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Land of the Wild Beasts [book]
At the Springfield Stamp Museum, the Simpsons watch a presentation on The Land of the Wild Beasts, a children's book by Milton Burkhart, which is actually just an advertisement for The Hillside Wrangler Steak House. In the book, a parody of Where the Wild Things Are, a young boy is sent to bed without dinner and believes he has been transported to The Land of the Wild Beasts, but he's actually in The Land of the Wild Feasts.

55The Letters of Telios DeLorca TRUE DETECTIVE 2014 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Letters of Telios DeLorca
A book by 12th Century Franciscan Mystic mentioned by Reverend Theriot, in which he found pictures of naked children.

56Let's Go BYE BYE! TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Let's Go BYE BYE!
Children's book on Andy's shelf.



57Let's Visit the Dairy THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Let's Visit the Dairy
Children's book that Howard mentions.

58Little House on Plum CreekMAKE SOMETHING UP: STORIES YOU CAN'T UNREAD 2015 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Little House on Plum Creek
Children's book from short story Why aardvark never landed on the moon.

59The Little Reader's Collection of Childr... TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Little Reader's Collection of Childrens Stories
Children's book on Andy's shelf.



60The Loneliest Prawn WONDER BOYS 2000 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Loneliest Prawn
Title of university student Susan Lowery's children's book, which she found a publisher for during Word Fest.



61Lucy and the PiratesELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Lucy and the Pirates
Children's book published by Greenway Press.

62Make Room for Monkeys FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Make Room for Monkeys
Children's book Roz's boyfriend the garbage man, portrayed by Tony Goldwyn, reads to Roz's daughter.

63Mamma and Owen and Owen's Friend LarryTHROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN 1987 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Mamma and Owen and Owen's Friend Larry
The children's book that Owen writes about their adventure.

64Megan's Zoo SMALLVILLE 2001 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Megan's Zoo
Children's book that Lana's science experiment of a best friend Emily reads.

65Molly has Two Dads MAD MAGAZINE 1952 MagazinesLiteratureChildrens Books

Molly has Two Dads
Children's book from Heroes parody Zeroes.



66Mommy's World NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Mommy's World
Christine's children's book.

67Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed THE CRITIC 1994 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed
Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce.

68Mother Goose BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Mother Goose
Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table.

69The Mouse in the House Is a Louse BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Mouse in the House Is a Louse
Children's book the roadie guarding the door to the Walk DMC concert is reading.



70My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins WINGS 1990 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins
Roy's children's book, a heartwarming story of Ray Wiggins, a husky misunderstood youngster who learns to overcome the hurtful taunts of his nasty and emaciated classmates.

71My First Holophoner Book FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

My First Holophoner Book
Children's book about the musical instrument known as a holophone.

72Night Night Moon THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Night Night Moon
Children's book, Simpsons version of Good Night Moon that Maggie reads in her crib.

73The Nightman Cometh [book] IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Nightman Cometh [book]
During Charlie's animated fantasy of life with the waitress, she's reading a children's book called The Nightman Cometh.

74No MiceSKIPPYJONJONES 2001 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

No Mice
Children's book.

75One Batch, Two Batch DAREDEVIL 2015 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

One Batch, Two Batch
Children's book that Frank Castle used to read to his daughter.

76One Big Unicorn DESPICABLE ME 2010 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

One Big Unicorn
Children's book that Gru writes for the girls.



77Onions!ELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Onions!
Children's book published by Greenway Press.

78The Owl Who Says What THE MIST 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Owl Who Says What
Children's book that Kevin wrote for Alex.

79Panda in the Parlor FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Panda in the Parlor
Children's book.

80The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
Children's book that Leslie reads during her filibuster.

81Pigmalion ELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Pigmalion
Children's book published by Greenway Press.



82Precious Little Sheep BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Precious Little Sheep
Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table.

83A Prickly Situation BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

A Prickly Situation
Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table.

84Princess BookFIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Princess Book
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

85Princess Pigeon Toe BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Princess Pigeon Toe
Linda reads the children's book Princess Pigeon Toe to Louise, in which the princess lives in Peacock Castle on Penguin Lane.



86Public School Punishment Guidelines THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Public School Punishment Guidelines
Principal Skinner threatens the children - when he catches the kid behind the magnet prank, he's going throw out his book of Public School Punishment Guidelines, and replace it with a book of Catholic School Punishment Guidelines.

87Puff the Flesh Eating Dragon NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Puff the Flesh Eating Dragon
Title of Bull's children's book.

88The Puppy and the PigeonELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Puppy and the Pigeon
Children's book published by Greenway Press that's missing 2 pages.

89Real Real Big Trucks TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Real Real Big Trucks
Children's book on Andy's shelf.



90Rumpleforeskin SCARY MOVIE 4 2006 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

Rumpleforeskin
Children's book that the President recommends, meaning Rumpelstiltskin.



91Sally Found a Stick BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Sally Found a Stick
Childrens book at the Public Library.



92The Satanic Verses: Junior Illustrated E... THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Satanic Verses: Junior Illustrated Edition
Childrens' version of real life book by Salman Rushdie, located in the Springfield Elementary School library, along with several other books that were banned by other schools, including Tek War, Theory of Evolution, Sexus, 40 Years of Playboy, Steal This Book and Hop On Pop.

93The Sea King ELF 2003 FilmLiteratureChildrens Books

The Sea King
Children's book published by Greenway Press.



94The Snakepit of Chuckie's Mind NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

The Snakepit of Chuckie's Mind
Title of Bull's children's book.

95A Spatula for JoeYOU 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

A Spatula for Joe
Joke Beck makes at IKEA, saying it sounds like the title of a children's book.

96Super MonkeyFIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Super Monkey
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

97The Three Lost Pups BLONDIE 1930 Comic StripsLiteratureChildrens Books

The Three Lost Pups
Children's book.



98Three Monkeys at SchoolFIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Three Monkeys at School
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

99Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Childrens book series. Walden meets the author at a rich singles mixer organized by Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions.

100Tooth Or Consequences THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Tooth Or Consequences
Children's book by Dr. Jerome Merle Robinson.

101Uncle Sid's Grim Tales DEAD MILKMEN 1983 MusicLiteratureChildrens Books

Uncle Sid's Grim Tales
Book of fairy tales, from music video.



102Wacky Tackles FROG PERSPECTIVES 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Wacky Tackles
Zoe's children's books.

103Wacky Tackles Ocean Adventure ARMADILLO 2021 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Wacky Tackles Ocean Adventure
Book based on the Wacky Tackles Adventure Hour, TV show that Luke watches about z gang of earthworm toddlers who live in some guy's tackle box with a bunch of other insects.

104Wacky Tackles Safari Adventure ARMADILLO 2021 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Wacky Tackles Safari Adventure
Book based on the Wacky Tackles Adventure Hour, TV show that Luke watches about z gang of earthworm toddlers who live in some guy's tackle box with a bunch of other insects.

105Where's that Puppy?FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Where's that Puppy?
Children's book in the little monkeys' room.

106Whiskers 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Whiskers
Children's book that a young Hanson reads in his bully flashback story.



107Whose Forest Is This?THIRTYSOMETHING 1987 TV SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Whose Forest Is This?
Children's book by author Nancy Weston.

108Who's Who Among American Elementary Scho... THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureChildrens Books

Who's Who Among American Elementary School Students
Book, a scam aimed at parents to pay $95 to have their kids included, which Lisa points out to Marge, but Marge doesn't seem to get it. She rewards the children by taking them to the Family Fun Center amusement park.

109Why Dogs Read and WhereSKIPPYJONJONES 2001 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Why Dogs Read and Where
Children's book by Cerberus.

110Your AmigoSKIPPYJONJONES 2001 LiteratureLiteratureChildrens Books

Your Amigo
Children's book by Jan Bones.



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