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1 | 101 Spank-ternatives | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
101 Spank-ternatives A now discredited book on raising children that gives Marge the idea for Simpson family court. | |||||
2 | An Adventure in Holotown | EUREKA 2006 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
An Adventure in Holotown Childrens book. | |||||
3 | The Adventures of Andre & Wally B. | TOY STORY 1995 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Adventures of Andre & Wally B. Book on Andy's bookshelf - titled after a Pixar short. | |||||
4 | The Adventures of Andy the Squirrel | FUNNY FARM 1988 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Adventures of Andy the Squirrel Elizabeth's children's book. | |||||
5 | The Adventures of Mother Sullivan and Mr... | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Adventures of Mother Sullivan and Mr. Dan Dan's dirty children's book. | |||||
6 | Amazing Amy and the Big Day | GONE GIRL 2014 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Amazing Amy and the Big Day Children's books written by Amy's mother. | |||||
7 | Andy's Stories | ANDY'S GANG 1955 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Andy's Stories Children's book that host Andy Devine reads. | |||||
8 | Ants in France Wear Pants When They Danc... | STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Ants in France Wear Pants When They Dance Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck. | |||||
9 | Babie's First Speller | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Babie's First Speller Cheap spelling book for children - "This edition, due to a typesetting malfunction and some sloppy proofreading, is literally riddled with spelling errors." | |||||
10 | The Babysitter Twins | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Babysitter Twins Children's book, one of Lisa's favorites that inspires her to become a babysitter. | |||||
11 | The Bear's Red Chair | THE X-FILES 1993 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Bear's Red Chair Children's book by Dr. Wuzzle. But Reggie remembers the author's name being spelled with 1 Z and 2 Ss. Reference to the Berenstain Bears series of childrens books, which some people claim to remember as having been spelled Berenstein. | |||||
12 | Bedtime Tales | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Bedtime Tales Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
13 | Berenstein Bears | KING MAX 2016 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Berenstein Bears Children's book that Max finds in the cabin - spelled differently than the actual Berenstain Bears. | |||||
14 | The Berenstein Bears: In the Dark | THE MANDELA EFFECT 2019 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Berenstein Bears: In the Dark Alternate spelling of the real life children's book The Berenstain Bears. | |||||
15 | The Black Sheep | CHAPPIE 2015 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Black Sheep Children's book read to Chappie... "All the sheep in Magooville were white, but Abel was a black sheep..." | |||||
16 | The Callaghan Cats Learn to Share | PARALLEL 2018 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Callaghan Cats Learn to Share Children's book that the Josh from an alternate universe's mother used to read to him. But the book that he remembers had no 'G' in Callaghan. | |||||
17 | The Case of the Vanishing Red Wolf | UTOPIA 2020 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Case of the Vanishing Red Wolf Children's book by Phillip Carvel at the scene of Darby's spree shooting, framing Grant. "Are you ready for an adventure?" | |||||
18 | Catholic School Punishment Guidelines | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Catholic School Punishment Guidelines Principal Skinner threatens the children - when he catches the kid behind the magnet prank, he's going throw out his book of Public School Punishment Guidelines, and replace it with a book of Catholic School Punishment Guidelines. | |||||
19 | Clue in the Clock | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Clue in the Clock Children's book. | |||||
20 | The Complete Amazing Amy | GONE GIRL 2014 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Complete Amazing Amy 25 anniversary edition book, collection of childrens books written by Amy's mother. | |||||
21 | Creepy Hills: Don't Go in the Water | THE MIDDLE 2009 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Creepy Hills: Don't Go in the Water Scary children's book. | |||||
22 | Darkstorm Tales | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Darkstorm Tales Childrens book mentioned on the destroyed civilization that Janeway and Tom Paris visit, thanks to a temporal anomalies. | |||||
23 | The Dinosaur Went to the Store | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Dinosaur Went to the Store Childrens book at the Public Library used for the read-off between Punky Bookster and the Wizard of Books. | |||||
24 | The Dog and the Frog Makes Friends with ... | STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Dog and the Frog Makes Friends with the Hog Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck that Henry's mother used to read to him. | |||||
25 | Dog Dude by Spot | SKIPPYJONJONES 2001 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Dog Dude by Spot Children's book. | |||||
26 | Dog Island | TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Dog Island Children's book by Patricia Mulroney on Andy's shelf. | |||||
27 | Don't Let the Penguin Drive the Batmobil... | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Don't Let the Penguin Drive the Batmobile Parody of children's book Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus. | |||||
28 | Dr. Death | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Dr. Death Title of Bull's children's book. | |||||
29 | The Dream Machine 2 | THE TRUMAN SHOW 1998 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Dream Machine 2 Oversized childrens book that Meryl is reading when he comes home talking about bumming around the world on $8,000. | |||||
30 | The Energy Bus [book] | THE ENERGY BUS 2007 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Energy Bus [book] Children's book. | |||||
31 | Everybody Poops [book] | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Everybody Poops [book] Simpsons version of the childrens book Everyone Poops. | |||||
32 | Everything Everywhere All at Once | EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Everything Everywhere All at Once Children's book in the visual style of "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" by Dr. Seuss. | |||||
33 | The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked | THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked Childrens book by Jay's mother. | |||||
34 | The Fat Little Pig | THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Fat Little Pig Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman. | |||||
35 | The Finding Fairy | THE RETURNED 2015 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Finding Fairy Children's book Victor's mother read to him before he was killed. | |||||
36 | Fleas in Your Trees, No Stasis Please | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Fleas in Your Trees, No Stasis Please Children's book by defendant Dr. Wiggle. | |||||
37 | Flotter Meets the Invincible Invertebrat... | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Flotter Meets the Invincible Invertebrates Book Neelix book attempts to reach to the Borg children. | |||||
38 | The Four Billy Goats Gruff | THE CHARMINGS 1987 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Four Billy Goats Gruff Children's book by Eric Charming. | |||||
39 | Ghost | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Ghost Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
40 | Giggle! | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Giggle! Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
41 | Goodnight Batcave | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Goodnight Batcave Parody of children's book Goodnight Moon. | |||||
42 | Groffle the Awful Waffle | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Groffle the Awful Waffle Children's book written, illustrated and published by Leslie. | |||||
43 | Gus' Pickles | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Gus' Pickles Children's book by author Miles Finch - "Existential, but accessible." | |||||
44 | Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie | CALVIN AND HOBBES 1985 Comic Strips | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie Childrens book. | |||||
45 | Horton Stomps a Who | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Horton Stomps a Who Children's book that Roz buys as a gift for Christine's baby. | |||||
46 | I Can't Hold It In | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
I Can't Hold It In Children's book - Michael leaves the police station, explaining "My son has an emergency." The policeman interviewing Michael suggests, "You know, there's a Grover book, 'I Can't Hold It In.' Worked for us." | |||||
47 | The Ice Princess | DEXTER 2006 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Ice Princess Deb's new boyfriend's children's book. | |||||
48 | The Incredible Shrinking Chihuahua | SKIPPYJONJONES 2001 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Incredible Shrinking Chihuahua Children's book. | |||||
49 | Interstellar | THE WILLOUGHBYS 2020 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Interstellar Book the Barnaby brothers read. Interestingly, there's a shot of Lois Lowry's children's book The Willoughbys on Murphy's bookshelf in the movie Interstellar. | |||||
50 | Jumpy Goes to the Hospital | EMPTY NEST 1988 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Jumpy Goes to the Hospital Children's book by Harry and Barbara Weston. | |||||
51 | Jung for Jungsters | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Jung for Jungsters Childrens book Niles mentions while he and Daphne are babysitting Roz's daughter Alice. Niles: "Should we really be plopping her in front of the tube?" Daphne: "It's an educational tape. Did you want to read her more Jung for Jungsters?" | |||||
52 | Kittens First | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Kittens First Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table. | |||||
53 | Kyle the Kite Learns to Smile at the Nig... | STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Kyle the Kite Learns to Smile at the Night Children's book by Thomas "Professor Huggles" Bleck that helped Henry overcome his fear of the dark. | |||||
54 | The Land of the Wild Beasts [book] | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Land of the Wild Beasts [book] At the Springfield Stamp Museum, the Simpsons watch a presentation on The Land of the Wild Beasts, a children's book by Milton Burkhart, which is actually just an advertisement for The Hillside Wrangler Steak House. In the book, a parody of Where the Wild Things Are, a young boy is sent to bed without dinner and believes he has been transported to The Land of the Wild Beasts, but he's actually in The Land of the Wild Feasts. | |||||
55 | The Letters of Telios DeLorca | TRUE DETECTIVE 2014 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Letters of Telios DeLorca A book by 12th Century Franciscan Mystic mentioned by Reverend Theriot, in which he found pictures of naked children. | |||||
56 | Let's Go BYE BYE! | TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Let's Go BYE BYE! Children's book on Andy's shelf. | |||||
57 | Let's Visit the Dairy | THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Let's Visit the Dairy Children's book that Howard mentions. | |||||
58 | Little House on Plum Creek | MAKE SOMETHING UP: STORIES YOU CAN'T UNREAD 2015 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Little House on Plum Creek Children's book from short story Why aardvark never landed on the moon. | |||||
59 | The Little Reader's Collection of Childr... | TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Little Reader's Collection of Childrens Stories Children's book on Andy's shelf. | |||||
60 | The Loneliest Prawn | WONDER BOYS 2000 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Loneliest Prawn Title of university student Susan Lowery's children's book, which she found a publisher for during Word Fest. | |||||
61 | Lucy and the Pirates | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Lucy and the Pirates Children's book published by Greenway Press. | |||||
62 | Make Room for Monkeys | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Make Room for Monkeys Children's book Roz's boyfriend the garbage man, portrayed by Tony Goldwyn, reads to Roz's daughter. | |||||
63 | Mamma and Owen and Owen's Friend Larry | THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN 1987 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Mamma and Owen and Owen's Friend Larry The children's book that Owen writes about their adventure. | |||||
64 | Megan's Zoo | SMALLVILLE 2001 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Megan's Zoo Children's book that Lana's science experiment of a best friend Emily reads. | |||||
65 | Molly has Two Dads | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Molly has Two Dads Children's book from Heroes parody Zeroes. | |||||
66 | Mommy's World | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Mommy's World Christine's children's book. | |||||
67 | Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed | THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce. | |||||
68 | Mother Goose | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Mother Goose Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table. | |||||
69 | The Mouse in the House Is a Louse | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Mouse in the House Is a Louse Children's book the roadie guarding the door to the Walk DMC concert is reading. | |||||
70 | My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins | WINGS 1990 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins Roy's children's book, a heartwarming story of Ray Wiggins, a husky misunderstood youngster who learns to overcome the hurtful taunts of his nasty and emaciated classmates. | |||||
71 | My First Holophoner Book | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
My First Holophoner Book Children's book about the musical instrument known as a holophone. | |||||
72 | Night Night Moon | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Night Night Moon Children's book, Simpsons version of Good Night Moon that Maggie reads in her crib. | |||||
73 | The Nightman Cometh [book] | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Nightman Cometh [book] During Charlie's animated fantasy of life with the waitress, she's reading a children's book called The Nightman Cometh. | |||||
74 | No Mice | SKIPPYJONJONES 2001 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
No Mice Children's book. | |||||
75 | One Batch, Two Batch | DAREDEVIL 2015 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
One Batch, Two Batch Children's book that Frank Castle used to read to his daughter. | |||||
76 | One Big Unicorn | DESPICABLE ME 2010 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
One Big Unicorn Children's book that Gru writes for the girls. | |||||
77 | Onions! | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Onions! Children's book published by Greenway Press. | |||||
78 | The Owl Who Says What | THE MIST 2017 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Owl Who Says What Children's book that Kevin wrote for Alex. | |||||
79 | Panda in the Parlor | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Panda in the Parlor Children's book. | |||||
80 | The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster Children's book that Leslie reads during her filibuster. | |||||
81 | Pigmalion | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Pigmalion Children's book published by Greenway Press. | |||||
82 | Precious Little Sheep | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Precious Little Sheep Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table. | |||||
83 | A Prickly Situation | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
A Prickly Situation Children's book on Princess Carolyn's coffee table. | |||||
84 | Princess Book | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Princess Book Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
85 | Princess Pigeon Toe | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Princess Pigeon Toe Linda reads the children's book Princess Pigeon Toe to Louise, in which the princess lives in Peacock Castle on Penguin Lane. | |||||
86 | Public School Punishment Guidelines | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Public School Punishment Guidelines Principal Skinner threatens the children - when he catches the kid behind the magnet prank, he's going throw out his book of Public School Punishment Guidelines, and replace it with a book of Catholic School Punishment Guidelines. | |||||
87 | Puff the Flesh Eating Dragon | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Puff the Flesh Eating Dragon Title of Bull's children's book. | |||||
88 | The Puppy and the Pigeon | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Puppy and the Pigeon Children's book published by Greenway Press that's missing 2 pages. | |||||
89 | Real Real Big Trucks | TOY STORY 2 1999 Animated Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Real Real Big Trucks Children's book on Andy's shelf. | |||||
90 | Rumpleforeskin | SCARY MOVIE 4 2006 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Rumpleforeskin Children's book that the President recommends, meaning Rumpelstiltskin. | |||||
91 | Sally Found a Stick | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Sally Found a Stick Childrens book at the Public Library. | |||||
92 | The Satanic Verses: Junior Illustrated E... | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Satanic Verses: Junior Illustrated Edition Childrens' version of real life book by Salman Rushdie, located in the Springfield Elementary School library, along with several other books that were banned by other schools, including Tek War, Theory of Evolution, Sexus, 40 Years of Playboy, Steal This Book and Hop On Pop. | |||||
93 | The Sea King | ELF 2003 Film | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Sea King Children's book published by Greenway Press. | |||||
94 | The Snakepit of Chuckie's Mind | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Snakepit of Chuckie's Mind Title of Bull's children's book. | |||||
95 | A Spatula for Joe | YOU 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
A Spatula for Joe Joke Beck makes at IKEA, saying it sounds like the title of a children's book. | |||||
96 | Super Monkey | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Super Monkey Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
97 | The Three Lost Pups | BLONDIE 1930 Comic Strips | Literature | Childrens Books | |
The Three Lost Pups Children's book. | |||||
98 | Three Monkeys at School | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Three Monkeys at School Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
99 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Childrens book series. Walden meets the author at a rich singles mixer organized by Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions. | |||||
100 | Tooth Or Consequences | THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Tooth Or Consequences Children's book by Dr. Jerome Merle Robinson. | |||||
101 | Uncle Sid's Grim Tales | DEAD MILKMEN 1983 Music | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Uncle Sid's Grim Tales Book of fairy tales, from music video. | |||||
102 | Wacky Tackles | FROG PERSPECTIVES 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Wacky Tackles Zoe's children's books. | |||||
103 | Wacky Tackles Ocean Adventure | ARMADILLO 2021 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Wacky Tackles Ocean Adventure Book based on the Wacky Tackles Adventure Hour, TV show that Luke watches about z gang of earthworm toddlers who live in some guy's tackle box with a bunch of other insects. | |||||
104 | Wacky Tackles Safari Adventure | ARMADILLO 2021 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Wacky Tackles Safari Adventure Book based on the Wacky Tackles Adventure Hour, TV show that Luke watches about z gang of earthworm toddlers who live in some guy's tackle box with a bunch of other insects. | |||||
105 | Where's that Puppy? | FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS READING IN BED 2014 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Where's that Puppy? Children's book in the little monkeys' room. | |||||
106 | Whiskers | 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Whiskers Children's book that a young Hanson reads in his bully flashback story. | |||||
107 | Whose Forest Is This? | THIRTYSOMETHING 1987 TV Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Whose Forest Is This? Children's book by author Nancy Weston. | |||||
108 | Who's Who Among American Elementary Scho... | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Who's Who Among American Elementary School Students Book, a scam aimed at parents to pay $95 to have their kids included, which Lisa points out to Marge, but Marge doesn't seem to get it. She rewards the children by taking them to the Family Fun Center amusement park. | |||||
109 | Why Dogs Read and Where | SKIPPYJONJONES 2001 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Why Dogs Read and Where Children's book by Cerberus. | |||||
110 | Your Amigo | SKIPPYJONJONES 2001 Literature | Literature | Childrens Books | |
Your Amigo Children's book by Jan Bones. |
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